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Sep 12, 2023

26 First Date Fails That Guaranteed No Second Date

"I had an amazing date and went back to his place. The dude had a car bed...and a small, heart-shaped bed 'for the ladies.'" BuzzFeed Staff —u/kelseyboo1001 —u/comicsnerd "Was he expecting me to

"I had an amazing date and went back to his place. The dude had a car bed...and a small, heart-shaped bed 'for the ladies.'"

BuzzFeed Staff

—u/kelseyboo1001

—u/comicsnerd

"Was he expecting me to randomly throw myself at him at some point? Was I supposed to try to cut the date short and insist on sleeping with him right then and there, or what? I just stood there while he gave me, the woman who gave him a chance, crap for stuff other women apparently made him feel. Then, I tearfully said, 'I thought we were having fun, but thanks for making me feel like sh*t,' and I literally ran away, leaving him standing in the street. Then, I blocked him like the madman he was. I felt bad for him, but not enough to accept abuse when I did nothing to deserve it. Ask me why I only dated tall, confident men after that."

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